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Newsletter Dated: 7/23/2001 5:21:57 AMSubject: Goodmorning my dahlinks!!
All right already!!
Get thee Hell up!!
It's 6:00 am and if I can get my wretched little body up to go to Peasantville then so can you!! Have a wretched, wretched Monday!!
My God, what's up with everyone??
Haven't had any good juicy gossip for a few weeks now. Gary what's going on in La?? You're public is dying to know!! Terry what's up in Atlanta??
What's up for moi this week besides working suicide you ask???
Saturday, July 28, 2001 5 - 7:00 PM
Come see me PLEASE at Books-A-Million on San Jose kiddies. Bring me a pina colada, daquari, whatever - yes, I will be there signing "Fly" again. I feel like a traitor somewhat to Barnes and Nobles when I am there, but put on your best mask and come by anyway!
Sunday, July 29, 2001 - 1 - 3:00 PM
It's time to come mingle with us ADULTS at ze Creative Writing Group. Come for your free therapy session dahlinks, and oh yeah we read stuff to each other too! It is marvelous!! Come join us!!
You little peasants out of town, don't fret - moi will be starting the out of town tourage again soon - finishing up with "Fly" and then starting over again around Thanksgiving hopefully with both "Fly" and "Passing Thoughts" - so stay tuned for touring details!!
I hope to see you Hoosiers again soon as well! No exact dates yet!
Please take a moment for prayer today on your way to or from work and please pray for moi!! Oprah where are you?? Please have a second of silence and everyone send her a ESP message to get "Fly" out of her pile, dust it off, take it to the bathroom and read it or whatever!!
Speaking of readers - still wishing to hear feedback from Melody, Roger and a few others out there!! Don't tell me you haven't read it yet! If you hated it just let me know!!
If you loved it let me know! (If you hated it don't let me know today though I can't deal with it on Mondays!)
Don't forget to stay in touch with me here at Authors Den and all of my other great little author and poet friends - Norm Harris, Janet Caldwell, Susie Harrison, Donna Swanson, Marshall Frank, Roger Kuder and MORE!!!
Come visit us and say hello dahlinks when you can!!
Alright, I'm late for work now! Hope your happy!! Love ya, E-me, pray for me as I pray for thine and
TRY TO HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!
More latah pets,
Caryn aka Cruella aka Countessa
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Scruffy and Yvette send hugs!!