Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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www.valiens.com
UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 11/23/2003 7:28:59 PMSubject: Jer's Relaunched Website
Hey, Gang!
It's your favoritest new author, Jeremy! I promise I'm not emailing you to remind you that my book, I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND! is slated for release on December 16th--just a few short weeks away. No, that would be pimping and pimping is wrong. It ain't easy, but it's wrong.
Instead, I'm writing to let you know my website is back up and better than ever. The frustrating thing about Author's Den is that I'm pretty much stuck with the controls they give me: A Bio page, a Poetry section, a Short Stories section, etc. The good thing about frustration is that it often leads to creativity. I've used my frustration to weave together an ever-evolving narrative throughout the sections. Rather than post random crap, my site will illuminate the book without giving anything away. That book?--I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND! slated for release December 16th. (But you didn't hear it from me.)
I invite you all back to my website. Start at the Bio page and follow instructions for an orderly deconstruction of my life. And do check back every so often for updated material.
Thanks again for your support!
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni
