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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 1/3/2004 2:12:05 PMSubject: Starting The New Year Right
Happy New Year to ya! Thank you to everyone who purchased my book. If you did so through barnesandnoble.com, it may be another week or so before you receive. The people I need to talk to about shipping get back from vacation on Monday (the 5th). Sorry for the delay. In the meantime, I have just posted something new and special in the BLOG section of my website. Consider it a taste of the sequel.
There is a song in the poetry section that has nothing to do with anything. So maybe it's a nice dark escape. (Yeah, like I need more dark material, right?)
Lastly, a few people have written to me concerned that I am depressed or need help or something along those lines. They didn't follow the reading instructions on the BIO page and so didn't follow the arc. They confused the childhood ramblings with the adult ramblings. For the record, I am fine! (Thanks for asking!) And please, I urge you to follow the arc as outlined on the BIO page. The song is not there because it is its own entity. Consider it an Easter Egg.
Take care, everyone! When next I write, it will be with an appearance schedule.
