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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 1/6/2004 10:23:06 PMSubject: Update On Your Purchasing My Book
Many of you have purchased my book through Barnesandnoble.com. For that I am grateful. They, on the other hand...not so grateful. They have no idea why they were selling it in the first place, being that they do not have any copies at their warehouse and I do not have major distribution. (Alien intervention, maybe?)
Their answer?--To cancel your orders.
Not satisfied with that, I am in the process of becoming my own vendor, which means I will be able to sell through them. However, the process takes 3-5 weeks and your orders will have been cancelled by then anyway.
SO....
Anyone who wishes to purchase a copy directly through me may do so by sending a $19.95 check or money order payable to Jeremy Vaeni to the following address:
Jeremy Vaeni
36-52 32nd Street
Long Island City, NY 11106
Again, thank you all for your support and I'm sorry about the mess. That, as they say, is business. (But hey. At least this way you're not paying for shipping and handling, right? ... Riiiiight.)
