Hello fellow world travellers, or whatever. It's me. Narcissus.

I want to thank those of you who bought my book and urge you to write reader reviews on my website and/or on Amazon.com. That's right, in the next two weeks my book will finally be available on Amazon! Yahoo!

If you haven't bought it yet, why not? Fuckers.

On a lighter note... You know there's a lot of weird regression going on in the US of A. I don't have to tell you. But I will! In a story called, "Fashion of The Christ: A Rant." You will find this in the BLOG section of my website.

Also new to the site: "Nickelodeon: Behind The Curtain parts 1 & 2." These are the infamous emails sent by our favorite antagonist, Anesthesia, that led to the dissolution of Nickelodeon Promos in its former skin. Don't know who Anesthesia is?--That's because ya haven't read the book, I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND!

See how you're missing out?

ALSO, also new to the website...my MESSAGE BOARD. I'm going to do something new with it, kind of a Dear Abby thing I like to call: "Ask An Abductee."

Whether you seek answers to life's greatest questions or just plain lost your car keys, why not ask a man who claims to have a deeper relationship with ET than you? (What, you'll ask Saint Anthony to find your car keys, but I'M the fraud?!)

And finally... March 1st marks the launch of a new online magazine, www.prettywitty.com. I will have a monthly column there.

Ciao for Now!

jeremy
www.authorsden.com/aliens