Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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Newsletter Dated: 2/28/2004 12:09:53 AMSubject: Amazon + Jeremy = Begging
Wow, two newsletters in one week?--That's like receiving two newsletters in just one week! Lucky YOU!
So, gang, my book is now available through Amazon.com. This happened much sooner than I expected. If any of you fine citizens were planning on writing a short, generous, almost-lie-of-a-review for my authorsden website, I'd rather you write it for Amazon. I'd rather both--but barring that, please help a brotha out and tell the world what you think of, I Know Why The Aliens Don't Land! through Amazon.
Thank you for your support, folks! You mean a lot to me.
Ka-ching.
luv,
jeremy vaeni
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