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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 4/9/2004 11:07:17 AMSubject: New Stuff And Big Plans
It's been a while since my last newsletter. The reason is, I've been going through some changes that I didn't know if I wanted to talk about yet even though they support totally the conclusion of my book. (Magic the way that works.)
I'm sick of describing things, though. It's time to put up or shut up--and that's what I intend to do. For more babble on what I'm babbling about now, go to my website and read, "No, I Am Not At Your Window ... or ... Get To Steppin’." I don't know how clear it is what exactly I'm saying so please give me your feedback. You can find it in the ARTICLES section.
Also new to my site, is a photo of me with a little contest. Come up with the funniest caption and win an autographed copy of my book.
Oh, it's Easter weekend, too, right? Check out my BLOG section for two articles on Mel Gibson's "The Passion of The Christ." The first is at the bottom; the second, at the top. Both are humor pieces and with any bit of luck, massively offensive.
What else?--Oh, my book is finally available through the Barnes & Noble website. For real, this time! It's conveniently linked to my site.
Finally, in about two weeks or so, I will have a new, extremely cool website all to my own (not on authorsden.) And beginning the end of May, expect to hear me on yer radio--and if I'm really lucky--seeing me on the boob tube. I've got a little PR thing that starts the end of May. I'll let you know about my talk show appearances and book signings and all that fun around then.
For now, enjoy the weekend and feel free to write me. I do so enjoy the feedback.
Luv,
jeremy
xoxo
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