Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
---------------
www.valiens.com
UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 5/24/2004 7:04:07 PMSubject: My fifteen minutes are here all at once
People of earth... This may be the last newsletter you receive from me regarding radio interviews.
The "problem" is I am being inundated with requests and they come at all hours of the day. For instance tonight at 9:30 I was asked to do a show tomorrow morning for a station in Florida at 7:00 AM. This gives any of you who may want to listen little notice.
So from now on, check my calendar at the authorsden website. I will post all info there as it comes in. By the way, for those of you who know me personally, the Florida interview is with a man named Rhett Palmer. His website is www.rhettpalmer.com. I think you'll see why this may be either the best or the worst interview I do. (FYI: we'll be talking about those Mexican ufo's that were all the rage last week.)
I have another interview slated for Wednesday morning and one coming up on Memorial Day. I will post any internet links for audio streaming that exist Tuesday night.
Thanks again everybody for your support. Now if only I could find my way onto the panel of one of those shitty VH1 list shows....
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni