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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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Newsletter Dated: 11/3/2004 7:39:43 AMSubject: I'll Be Blogging Your Reactions To My Proposal
Hey, I will be updating "R.I.P.: America 2004" with your reactions in the Blog section quite frequently. be sure to check in now and then.
Sorry to bug ya again!
--jer