Hey Kids!

It's me! Yeah! You like me...you LOVE me--you just can't get enough of...can you guess?--that's right! ME!

Well now, thanks to the miracle of technology, and some space age polymer ionic whatever, you can get more ME exclusively at www.filamentbookclub.com !!!

If you're into the whole ebook thing or know anyone who is, all of your ships have come in--captained by ME. That's right, my book I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND! is now available exclusively through Filament Books as an ebook. And I didn't cheap out and just hand them the manuscript, no. I did it right: because I barely read books but watch a ton of DVD's, I treated it like a DVD giving you more illustrations, hidden easter egg chapters, and an author's commentary track at the end! Wow! Hell, I even proofread the whole thing again--as if it WERE a book! (And it is...oh, it is.)

What else did I do you ask? Nothing. That's it. But don't let that stop you from enjoying more FREE!!! Because if you act now, the club will send you a FREE ETI-2 eBook Reader absolutely FREE!!!

Did I say FREE? Did I overuse exclamation marks? I sure did! And you will too when you purchase my new ebook version of I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND! exclusively at www.filamentbooks.com (Or the other webpage I typed in that second paragraph there.)

Whew!

That's a whole lotta ME right there, lemmie tell ya.

But wait! There's more!

Tomorrow night (Saturday) from midnight to 2 am eastern time, I will be a guest of the X Zone radio program. You can listen to ME live online at:

www.xzone-radio.com

And if that's still not enough ME for you, you can always subscribe to UFO MAGAZINE and read my column bi-monthly. Check them out at:

www.ufomag.com

Okay, that's ME overload, I know. So bye to you for now and buy ME for the holidays!

Whoringly,

Jeremy Vaeni

www.valiens.com