Why Hello, Fans of Me!

I thought I'd have to lose this newsletter but I don't! Sweet baby Jesus, I don't! What's new with me, you wonder? here's the briefing:

1.) I flew to the other side of the country searching for UFO's. I brought a camera. I saw a UFO. I neglected to tape it.

2.) BUT, I am just now finishing a documentary on me. This trip is the climax. How can it be the climax if I didn't tape a UFO you may not wonder? Just ye wait and see....

3.) I wrote an 8-page article for this month's issue of UFO MAGAZINE. It was political and caused quite a stir. The editors asked me to chop it down, so I resubmitted a 1 1/2 page version. I'm not sure which they published or if they published either. If they did not go with the 8-pager, I will post it at Author's Den.

Censored by UFO MAGAZINE--what's the world coming to?

4.) A few nights ago I had such a simple and yet strange late night...something. I don't even know how to describe it--but that doesn't stop me from trying. For that, go to my Authors Den page and read the story, "You had me At Hello." Also, be sure to check out the so-called review at the bottom of the page and my rebuttal. This woman loves me, she REALLY loves me! (She just doesn't know it.)

5.) Due to the fact that the earth is doing her best to abort us, I will not be moving to Canada. I can escape the fascist Bush Administration but I can't outrun nature. It's over. Fucking and drugs--get to it.

6.) A Japanese parapsychology organization contacted me with this long-ass email outlining who they are, what they do, and how they heard of me. Some Chicago reader of UFO forwarded them my article on this strange energy in me and how I'm open to being the subject of research, blah-blah. So did they want to research me?--NO! They wanted me to join their organization and send them money. They thought my being a "famous writer" would help their cause. They are in another country, remember: Vegas. Sorry. I mean Japan. Anyway, they sent this long email, as I said, and I replied that I'd be interested in being a subject for research but not joining the group. They wrote back: "The next time you're in Japan, give us a call."

I like that.

Okay, that's all for now. If anyone needs me I'll be losing weight so that my naked ass looks totally different than the one in the documentary. They say sex sells. I'm here to challenge that.

Ciao For Now,

jeremy vaeni
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