Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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www.valiens.com
UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 9/1/2005 9:17:10 AMSubject: Newsletter Brought to You By The Letter N. For News. See What I Did There?
Okay, okay, okay! I've been neglecting the newsletter. Sorry. Here's what's new:
--My documentary, "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story" is completed and off to the festivals for review, rejection, acceptance, and an eventual home on HBO. Or that's the dream anyway.
--I know I keep saying this but I swear by all things holy that my valiens.com homepage is being reimagined as we speak. In the meantime, I do have a semi-new entry there under THE LATEST that you can read and get a headache from and discard. Meanwhile, it's the fundamental truth about everything. And nothing. Hey!--Like DARKMAN! It will be accompanied by a far-less-dry and all-too-true account of how these facts manifested in me one fine March night in 2004.
--On this here Authors Den site there's all kinds of new things including a blog rant on Hurricane Katrina. Also on the site I've allowed a guest poet access to post whatever she wants whenever she wants. Her words are fantastic and I'm sure you'll love 'em.
--Saturday is my birthday. 32. Yup. 32. Meh.
Okay that's it for now. I wish I could write something more interesting and from the heart but I poured all that energy into the blog rant. Bigger, badder, better things are yet to come so buckle up, tune in, and some third thing that completes the satisfying list-in-threes.
Ciao for now and as always, thanks for reading!
Love & Peace,
jeremy
