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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 3/27/2006 9:56:54 AMSubject: Monday Movie Encore!
http://pioneertheater.tix.com/Event.asp?Event=50203
Psst...Hey! What's that above? Is that the link to tonight's encore screening of "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story" showing at The Pioneer Theater on 3rd Street btwn Avenues A & B tonight at 6:30pm?
Why I believe it is!
It's so nice they had to screen it twice so we're doing it again tonight, sans party, but with longer Q & A featuring me, Chris Lundy (editor) and with any bit of fortune, Jennifer Jemison (my sweet, sweet ex girlfriend).
If you missed out on Thursday, now's your chance to see a grown man naked in every way possible. And, of course, if you were there you know you wanna see it again knowing what you now know.
Or not. But come anyway. This is putting me through college! (Embellishment; I'm home-schooled)
Thanks Again! This will be my last email bombardment, swear.
Jeremy Vaeni
PS: Embellishment. I was never schooled.
