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Newsletter Dated: 10/2/2006 1:33:36 PMSubject: Help! I Need Your Vote!
Hey, Gang:
I did something kinda sneaky: I entered The Violets video I directed, "Seen It On TV," into Fuse TV's unsigned band contest. The band didn't know about this but they will when they win. Winning band gets their video played on TV and the grand prize is a recording contract at a major label. Ineed your vote right now. You don't have to sign up for anything, just go here and vote! -
http://www.fuse.tv/videos/index.php
Click on USER VIDEO, then click on SURS (Unsigned Band Search). Scroll down the list. The Violets are there somewHere. When last I knew, they were in third and climbing.
PLEASE DO THIS NOW. I BEG OF YOU. IF NOT FOR ME, FOR THE BAND. IF NOT FOR THE BAND, FOR THE FACT THAT A SHITTY VAMPIRE BAND IS IN THE LEAD. THEIR VIDEO IS JUST 2 PEOPLE IN HALLOWEEN MAKE-UP BROODING AT A PIANO. OUR VIDEO HAS HULA HOOPS. WHO WINS?
Thanks!
--jeremy vaeni