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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 10/13/2006 7:02:33 AMSubject: We're Number One! We're Number One!
That's right, The Violets' "Seen It On TV" music video is the number one top rated indie video on Fuse.TV (two weeks in a row) and has also just cracked the number one slot for most popular!
On behalf of the band, the cinematographer, and the underground hula hoop scene, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
If you don't know what I'm babbling about, here's your chance to watch the video and vote:
http://www.fuse.tv/videos/index.php?p=lineup97
The video will premiere on the Fuse cable network in a couple of weeks. When we get an air date I'll letcha know.
So what else is in the works you ask? Well, on the music video front, let's just say, if you thought that was inventive, you ain't seen nothin' yet. I have so many new projects I'm about to form my own production company!
In writing news, I'm putting the finishing touches on my next and possibly last book entitled, THE SKELETON KEY TO ALL WORLDS. It's a fish out of water story about a hooker with a heart of gold. Or it should be.
And in movie news, I'm in preproduction mode on the sequel to "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story." The last one made you laugh and made you think. This one will scare your pants off.
Plus laugh and think.
Cringe, in other words, which is my specialty.
I hope to have this one in the can and ready to premiere next June. Why June? You'll see. It's a surprise....
So that's that, y'all. Still no word on DVD distribution for "No One's Watching." There's been a holdup. Isn't there always?
Peace!
The World's Most Famous Receptionist,
Jeremy Vaeni
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