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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 12/20/2006 7:22:02 AMSubject: Happy Holidays! ... And What Does The New Years Bring?
Ho, ho, ho, y'all! Hope all is well during this festive time. A time of fest. Yup.
So 2007 lurks right around the corner. Boy do I have some cool stuff in store for you. Hey, how about starting the year off right? Pick up the January issue of UFO Magazine when it hits shelves in...wait for it...January! I've got the cover story. I've got the lead. I've got my finger on the pulse of the nation! Okay, maybe not that, but the first two certainly.
You can buy UFO at most bookstores, newstands, and right here online as either a subscription or just the one issue:
www.ufomag.com
What else? Glad you asked. Book number two is done and resting in the arms of trusty reviewers. If they tell me it is the opposite of suck, I'll be publishing it in '07, mark my words.
Anything else? Yes! Get off me! More music videos on the way, a short film--hey! I start filming the sequel to a movie you never saw aptly titled, "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story." Speaking of which--ANYTHING ELSE?--Don't interrupt me, I'm getting to it--Speaking of which, I swear by all things holy I'll have that flick on DVD in 2007.
What else? That's it. I feel like I'm forgetting something...what could it be...hmmmmm... Oh! I know! How about the world's first UFO film & arts festival to take place in New York at the end of June?
"Culture of Contact: UFOs, 1947-2007" celebrates the Kenneth Arnold UFO sighting that gave us the term "flying saucer."
And that, folks, is it. For now. Catch up with me on my Valiens blog for all the latest rants, ravings, and inner workings of the soul.
Again, that last part? Embellishment.
See You On The Other Side Of Turkey, Stuffing And Gifts,
Jeremy Vaeni
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www.valiens.com