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Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 3/24/2007 9:04:20 PMSubject: My DVD Has Landed!
My movie, "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story," finally hits Amazon.com May 1st. With over 4 hours of extras including 2 commentary tracks and poorly-hidden Easter eggs, how can you go wrong?
This is the first movie made specifically for you to want to own whether you like it or not. Here's how it works: You buy the movie. You watch it. If you love it, cool! You win! If you hate it or are like, "Meh. That was okay," then watch it again with the Nicely Toasted Roommate Roast Commentary Track. It's a whole other experience wherein my comedian roommates tear apart everything on the screen for laughs. Hell they're probably saying to me what you wish you could! That's a win-win proposition!
Be the first to own it because that's how you roll. Plus, aliens.
Go to:
http://www.amazon.com/No-Ones-Watching-Alien-Abductees/dp/B000OIOS4W/ref=sr_1_1/103-4569620-2544656?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1174799262&sr=1-1
and order it today!
Thank you so much for your support.
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni
