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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 4/26/2007 6:33:33 AMSubject: Look, Ma! I Have A Store!
What's new you ask? Everything.
First, my new movie comes to DVD next Tuesday. That's new. You can stream the trailer on my website without having to download it. New. Also, on my website is a button called JER'S MEDIA, where you can read about the movie, my book, and go directly to my online store to purchase either. Is that new? Yeah. I believe new.
I'm selling all kinds of books and DVDs and, soon, music. I give a brief 3-4 line synopsis on each product detailing why I think it's important. I'll never sell you crap I've not read, watched, or heard myself. I hate not having that in personal stores.
All nude--new. All new.
So visit www.valiens.com to revel in the newness.
And be sure to check my blog there for frequent other newness.
Yours In Zeus,
Jeremy Vaeni
