Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
---------------
www.valiens.com
UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 8/21/2007 2:03:43 PMSubject: 2012. Strieber. Vaeni. The Interview.
blog.valiens.com
Go there.
Tonight.
8pm (EST).
I'll have a new interview by alien abductee Whitley Strieber about his book 2012: The War For Souls, which has already been opted by Michael Bay. (The countdown to this being turned into a crappy movie is on!)
Ordinarily I wouldn't shill like this (yes I would) but Strieber starts opening up about his life in a way he's never done before. It's quite the interview and the rest of the show ain't half bad either.
Anywho, hope you listen in. I'm trying to make the paranormal relevant to the overly smart/cynical Jon Stuart crowd.
Think it's possible?
With your help it is. If you like the show, tell a friend. Tell two. Tell your mom. Give me mom's number and I'll tell her. Unless you're my mom in which case, you know already--but that's not why I haven't called. I've been busy. Sorry, ma. I know it's no excuse. Listen, can we talk about this somewhere else, this isn't really the right place.
Anyway, to the rest of you. Thanks. For what? I don't know. We'll see.
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni
