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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 2/8/2008 8:07:03 PMSubject: Culture of Contact Online Store Grand Opening!!!
It finally happened. Culture of Contact finally sold out. At least I hope we sell out--of items at our Cafe Press store found here:
www.cafepress.com/cultofcon
Artist Melissa Reed has created some wonderful original work made exclusively to promote this year's Culture of Contact festival--and you get to wear it, carry it around, or watch it tick away the time in convenient wall clock form! Yea-hoo!
What's that you say? Don't want to ruin a spotless track record of never giving me a dime of your money? Perfect! All proceeds go to funding our Culture of Contact events, not into my pocket and out to my Nintendo Wii.
So what are you waiting for? Click on the link, peruse our store, and buy something today! It's what the children would want...or the terrorists win.
