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Newsletter Dated: 2/18/2008 12:49:21 PMSubject: JayVay Newsletter - Coc Episode 26 Premieres TONIGHT!
I've decided to release this a day early because it's just too sweet to keep bottled up another day. It will be up at blog.valiens.com by 5:00pm (EST) tonight. Here are the details:
Where to begin? The best comedy isn't written. It's lived. Here's three days of it....
Host Jeremy Vaeni just wanted to find his friend Dave Biedny and have a few laughs, share a few deep discussions, at this, the 1st annual Atlantic City UFO Conference. Well, he got the laughs but it went south from there.
Let Culture of Contact take you on a vouyeristic journey unlike any other in the history of paranormal radio. How can I claim that? Lap dance, people. Did Art Bell ever do an interview while getting an all-nude lapdance from a Russian gal? Probably. But not that we know of.
It's like that. Plus Paola Harris takes offense to being called "part of the problem." Why? Live it. Be it. OWN IT.
And if that isn't enough, Phoenix Lights phenom, Dr. Lynne Kitei... Dr. Lynne Kitei... Dr.....bwhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
All that and a slew of guests along the way. Gear up. Sit down. Lie down. Relax. This is life in three days coming at you in just over 60 minutes.
