So, you need a deskjob,
She said bossily,
To the new recruit,
Standing erect
Before her.
He licked his lips
Smiled nervously:
Yes, ma’am,
If you please.
And your qualifications
And training?
She queried,
Behind eyelashes
By Maybelline.
I have trained
Long and hard
For this position,
He responded.
My qualifications
Include
Firm work ethic,
Endurance, stamina,
Loyalty.
I have arousing curiousity
and
I never quit
A job
Until a successful
Completion
Is reached.
She smiled
And sent him
To HR.