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Hammered and Horny
by Richard Lee King → (All Poetry by Richard Lee King)
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This was written with the idea that it would one day become a country song. Unfortunately, I know absolutely nothing about music and have no musical skills.
*HAMMERED AND HORNY* Intended as a duet HIM - Friday night and I’m out on the town, hammered and horny just looking around, looking for love in the lost and found Been looking in all of my regular places, don’t know their names, but I’ve seen most of the faces, now it’s last call and it’s too late to be gracious. There’s one in the corner that caught my eye, we’d make a nice couple, she and I, lf I can work up the courage to give us a try. CHORUS BOTH - Friday night and we’re out on the town. Hammered and horny just sniffing around. HIM - Looking for love in the lost and found. *HER* - He doesn’t know it, but he’s already been found Friday night and he’s out on the town, it’s last call, but he’s lucky, cause I’m still around, though he doesn’t know it, he’s already been found. There were other choices, but I’ve held firm, knowing it was time for the worm to turn, now he’s all mine, as he’s about to learn. I sat in this corner hoping to catch his eye. We’ll make a nice couple, he and I, I just need to convince him to give us a try. CHORUS BOTH - Friday night and we’re out on the town, hammered and horny, just sniffing around. HIM - Looking for love in the lost and found. *HER* - He doesn’t know it, but he’s already been found HIM - Hey pretty lady; I’ve been looking for you. *HER* - I’ve been here all the time, how do you do. HIM– Doing just swell since I ran into you. HER – I couldn’t be much better, if I was brand new. HIM - I’d buy your drink but I just called for a cab. *HER* - I’m ready to go, just let me settle my tab. CHORUS BOTH - Friday night and we’re out on the town, hammered and horny, just sniffing around. HIM - Looking for love in the lost and found. *HER* - He doesn’t know it, but he’s already been found BOTH - Friday night and we’re out on the town, HIM - Looking for love in the lost and found *HER* - You should know by now, you’ve already been found BOTH - Hammered and horny just sniffing around Copyright © 2011 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva

Reviewed on November 2, 2011

BEAUTIFUL POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...'Looking for love in the lost and found'----- I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

Reviewed on November 1, 2011

I'll be waiting to hear this one my favorite country radio station. Plus, I can see it as a music video already! You have a great mind for lyrics and rhyme.

Donna

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Loved the title.....giggle.....sounds like a country hit to me! All the right dynamics! Nicely done, Richard.....

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Hammered and horny, just sniffing around

You sure brought back some old memories and smells,
And the kind of C & W tune, that just might sell!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 31, 2011

Sounds like the making of a good C and W to me.
fee

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Dick's autobiographical tune???? Country lyrics are fun. I can't write or read music so I just hum a familiar tune, most of the time. Patrick

Reviewed by Joy Hale

You have a new career to persue! I love this and think you could have it recorded, Dick. Years ago, one of my poems was picked up by a music company and though I was tempted to persue this course, recording fees were pretty pricey. Maybe you should try?

P.S. I left a message for you on a message/review on my latest poem; if you have the time, check it out.

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by pat medlin

shades of tammy and george....i luvit...p