I don't have any because I'm not competing,
other than against myself for cheating.
I dared myself to write,
because it always gave me fright.
In school the teacher gave us ten page terms,
that was always the moment of fear like germs.
My last term paper was basically plagiarized,
but I got an A minus which I realized,
was pretty good considering.
 

I Never was that good in English grammar either,
had no intentions of being a writer neither.
But here I am in this hollywood city,
city of writers, poets and all type stars.
Sometimes I feel like I'm on the planet mars.
Everyone wants to be the number one uno,
no one wants to end up being the zero.
 

I can't much blame them,
but if I wanted too, I could name them.
However I don't want to shame them.
If you know I'm talking about you,
you might as well say Amen,
sure I want to be a superstar in this den.

I know that writing can help far more than some realize,
but its best not to plagiarize.
Quite a few will show up in the cheering sqaud,
but that doesn't mean they wish us good blessing,
it's more or less they're adding the dressing.
You might as well say gobble gobble,
then go ahead and do the turkey wobble.

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