Why is it so hard to quit eating

And why would anyone want to stop eating

Is it good to eat yourself into the ground

Pound after pound

Why is it so hard to get along

Even when you're not wrong

Why is it so hard to be right

Even when you win the fight

Why doesn't everyone smile

Even if they aren't on trial

I saw OJ smile

After his trial

And when he got out of jail

You couldn't even find his smiling tail

Why do we get sad

Even when we're not mad

I saw President Clinton sad

After he had sex with Monica

I thought sex was suppose to make us happy

And not crappy

Maybe it was because he never really had sexual relations

With that woman

Why do we need a president anyway

When we have God

Why God just won't take over the ridiculous job

Because that's the type real power we need

Then maybe so many won't bleed

Then need

Medical attention

And let me mention

President Bush's assention

Onto the aircraft carrier deck

Why did the democrats want the president to wreck

One more final question about life

Why don't a man ever win with his wife

Even if she doesn't have the kitchen knife

Well that's it

I'm ready to quit

Thanks for your patience