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Job Application

by Jill Eisnaugle — Read all 611 poems by Jill Eisnaugle

As we celebrate Thanksgiving and the beginning of the season in which companies search of part-time holiday help, I thought I'd share my "poetic resume" poem.

Thursday, November 22, 2007


 

 

 

I know I’m another amid a large mob
Yet, I come before you in search of a job
My qualifications may be less than par
But, I hope you’ll see them for the skills they are
If your staff will teach me the knowledge I need
I will be wholeheartedly grateful, indeed
I promise I’ll work with the utmost esteem
If I am welcomed as a part of your team.


 

I am always focused on the task at hand
I never miss deadlines; my goals are well-planned
I know, with some guidance, at the very start
I’ll quickly be able to offer my part
I work well with others; I’m able to lead
If this is important for you to succeed
I can present speeches; I’m well read and versed
I feel that the company’s interests come first.


 

I am far from perfect, I’ll say that upfront
If perfection is sought, then I’m not who you want
But, if you need someone with ideas in mind
Then, I may be the one you had hoped to find
If I’m not the one, good luck as you proceed
I thank you for the time you’ve taken to read
This resume, found in a paper-filled mob
Of applicants who are searching for a job.


                                                     

© 2007 – Jill Eisnaugle’s Poetry Collection

 
 



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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Unique and attention-getting.

Ron

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on November 26, 2007
Who would not treasure such an applicant? Just need to add:
"Note that I am able, every single time/ to come up with an absolutely perfect rhyme. If you think you do not need a poet/ you are sadly mistaken and just don't know it!" Really, Jill, this is g r e a t. Thank you so much for sharing it M o r e, Ms. Jobhunter, M O R E !!!! Happy
Holi-daze, 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on November 25, 2007
First time I have ever seen a resume such as this...beautifuly done...even Donald Trump would have to say..."you're hired"

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 24, 2007
A unique way of advertising your resume, Jill. Nicely done. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2007
It should get their attention. Good write. Lady J

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
a good and timely write-

Reviewed on November 22, 2007
You're hired, Jill. :) Excellent write!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Hope you have/had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Great Write:
If your staff will teach me the knowledge I need
I will be wholeheartedly grateful, indeed

Any employer who knows anything looks for one who is willing to learn.
God Bless and Happy Thanksgiving,
Lew

Reviewed on November 22, 2007
You're hired! NO second interview needed; you've impressed this employer!! BRAVA, very well written, Jill!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (boss), your friend in Burleson, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Very nice Jill. You're hired! ;-)


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