I was sitting on the floor
cleaning up my beer,
when in walked
cowboy boots
all regal
and debonair.

He didn't see me there,
but all I could see
were those damn
sexy Cowboy boots
staring me down.

I took a deep breath,
and stood up
to catch a glimpse
of the man
and I shouted to him,
"Oh Baby, Show me them there
Cowboy Boots."

He laughed and
turned around
kicked up his feet
just like a good cowboy;
and at that moment
I knew that I died and went
to cowboy heaven!