WATERWORKS
OH DEAR WHAT CAN YOU DO
WHEN YOU KEEP GOING TO THE LOO
NOT A PLEASANT JOURNEY FOR YOU
PLEASE AVOID WATERLOO
YOU NEED TO WATCH WHAT YOU EAT
EVEN THOUGH YOU FANCY A TREAT
YOU WILL OVERCOME YOUR TROUBLE
PROVIDED YOU DO NOT BURST YOUR BUBBLE
DO WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS
AND ALL WILL BE WELL
SOON YOU WILL PUT ON WEIGHT
WITHOUT WORRYING WHAT IS ON YOUR PLATE
PLEASED YOU ARE ON THE MEND
NO MORE CLEANING ROUND THE BEND
TOILET BLUES NO LONGER AN ISSUE
MEANS YOU SAVE ON THE TISSUE!!