Our house is being invaded
by long legged creatures,
Though doors are barricaded
they still get through.
They are big, black and hairy
and run like the clappers,
Ugly as sin and twice as scary
their mission in life is to terrorise me.
They squeeze through the tiniest cracks
and expand to gigantic proportions,
In my direction begin to make tracks
with speed and determination.
I scream, the cat pounces
then backs away in disgust,
Off the creature flounces
and scoots around a table.
They get bigger each year
these fearsome squatters,
Their ability to instil fear
is a legend through time.
Cardinal Wolsey was scared
by these long legged beastie’s,
Even Palace residents are not spared
from their nocturnal invasions.
Most Arachnids I can tolerate
except the Cardinal Spider,
Entering my house seals his fate
Cardinals are NOT welcome here.
isn't nature grand? I haven't figured out yet, though,
which aspects of it are grand as regards insect invasions!
I thoroughly enjoyed your verse!
I guess I've never worried much about them, although the brown recluse here is one of the most deadly spiders in the world, or so I am told.
Reindeer
Running like hell...biiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Love Tinka
~Jackie~
PS Want to borrow Buddy? He loves eating them.
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shivering* i hate spiders...i think there are 499 varieties of the arachnids in texas, and i think 498 of them are venomous (poisonous)
creepy write--fits the creepiness of halloween perfectly
you ought to see me if i walk into a web (especially at night)--beat myself stupid, yelling, "GIT IT OFFFFF GIT IT OFFFFFFFFF" LOL i've been bit three times by brown recluse--they rot out your skin...see WHY i hate spiders???
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :( poor little kitties don't even like 'em