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Arachnid Phobia
by Jackie S Brooks → (All Poetry by Jackie S Brooks)
  
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It is that time of year again, the invasion of the Arachnids!


Arachnid Phobia



Our house is being invaded
by long legged creatures,
Though doors are barricaded
they still get through.



They are big, black and hairy
and run like the clappers,
Ugly as sin and twice as scary
their mission in life is to terrorise me.



They squeeze through the tiniest cracks
and expand to gigantic proportions,
In my direction begin to make tracks
with speed and determination.



I scream, the cat pounces
then backs away in disgust,
Off the creature flounces
and scoots around a table.



They get bigger each year
these fearsome squatters,
Their ability to instil fear
is a legend through time.



Cardinal Wolsey was scared
by these long legged beastie’s,
Even Palace residents are not spared
from their nocturnal invasions.



Most Arachnids I can tolerate
except the Cardinal Spider,
Entering my house seals his fate
Cardinals are NOT welcome here.



 


Jackie S Brooks ©
7 October 2003


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 Reviews of "Arachnid Phobia"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 21, 2003
I like these critters from a distance.

Reviewed by Pamela Kimmell
Reviewed on October 11, 2003
I just cannot stand BIG spiders - - - others I'll tolerate! We've had a "bumper crop" of spiders this summer and soon I guess they will be trying to come inside too to escape the cold.....I enjoyed this one Jackie!!

Reviewed by William DeVault
Reviewed on October 10, 2003
:::shudder:::

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2003
You have Arachnids, I have Ladybugs....ahhh...
isn't nature grand? I haven't figured out yet, though,
which aspects of it are grand as regards insect invasions!
I thoroughly enjoyed your verse!

Reviewed by Jim Dunlap
Reviewed on October 9, 2003
My house is full of spiders, but I have never sprayed because I am afraid the poison would kill my fish (I have tanks of fancy guppies).
I guess I've never worried much about them, although the brown recluse here is one of the most deadly spiders in the world, or so I am told.

Reviewed on October 9, 2003
ha ha..I hate spiders! Excellently creepy! I loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed on October 8, 2003
Poor Cardinal spider...and to think all they want to do is stay dry and warm too!...just kidding...can't stand the little suckers either!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 7, 2003
i am out of here.....seeeeeeeeeee you laterrrrr!!


Running like hell...biiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2003
This brought both smiles and cringes. The little beasts have been migrating indoors here as well. I loved your account!

~Jackie~

Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2003
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEE!!!!! Spiders

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 7, 2003
Excellent, Jackie! And I disagree with Kate. I think you should watch the movie, Arachnid. I've watched it several times and I give it 5 stars!!

PS Want to borrow Buddy? He loves eating them.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2003
Whatever you do don't watch the movie, "Arachnid." I am told by others if you have a fear of spiders this would make it worst. Creepy write! .......I don't like spiders either, but I usually will escort them back outside if I can. Sometimes they fight to much and then I kill them.

Reviewed on October 7, 2003
(((jackie)))

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shivering* i hate spiders...i think there are 499 varieties of the arachnids in texas, and i think 498 of them are venomous (poisonous)

creepy write--fits the creepiness of halloween perfectly

you ought to see me if i walk into a web (especially at night)--beat myself stupid, yelling, "GIT IT OFFFFF GIT IT OFFFFFFFFF" LOL i've been bit three times by brown recluse--they rot out your skin...see WHY i hate spiders???

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :( poor little kitties don't even like 'em

Reviewed on October 7, 2003
geeez, jackie; give me the wooly nightmares, why don't cha?? UGH!! creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy write, just perfect for this spooky time of year! i HATE spiders, and you are NOT helping my revulsion towards those eight-legged little (or NOT so little, depending on the size of the spider! LOL) creatures any! excellent job; hope your spider problems end soon! but if i have a nightmare tonight, it's ALL YOUR FAULT! LOL ((((HUGS)))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :0 (screaming at the size of those damned spiders!)


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