Guess where this place is, it rains far too often;

sunny days are scarce, just may move to Benton.

Expect your automobile to rot away very quickly;

traffic is a nightmare, many folks are simply unfriendly.

Guess where this place is, housing costs are outrageous;

whether you own or rent, it permeates the populace.

They can't balance the budget, even with so many people;

where's the money going, it all points to political principle.

Guess where this place is, a lot of restrooms are filthy;

ya really have to be concerned about your darn safety.

The winters are dreary, they seem to last forever;

the summers are short, and so goes fair weather.

Guess where this place is, utility bills are high;

you'd be very lucky to afford to watch you Sci-Fi.

They say this place has everything, and it surely does;

but when push comes to shove, annoyances create the buzz.

Guess where this place is, ya gotta cross the bridge-gate;

only then can you fully comprehend and actually translate.

If you want serenity, you won't find it in this place;

what you will find though is a never-ending rat race.