You're not fooling me;

your strategy like the sting of a bee.

Why exploit your clientele;

quite similar to a drug cartel.

All you do is complicate a thing;

a clear-cut matter causing much bloodcurdling.

Legislators crafting laws with dollar signs;

don't deny it, a preposterous dyeline.

You try to justify your fees;

nothing but pain, like unwanted fleas.

You focus on the marital assets, you surely do;

how much of that can I get, while they sit and stew?

You cancel meetings to run up the tab;

why do you have to be such a scab?

You chose your vocation, seek justice and truth;

it's so unnecessary to remain uncouth.

So please, before you run up that tab;

consider your fellow man, and change that fad.

I've seen this happen in the public sector too;

so many people, just crying the blues.

You're not fooling me;

your strategy like the sting of a bee.

The unfair burdens you vehemently dish out;

this permeates society, like putrid sauerkraut.