Thieves broke into my pickup truck;

seems to me I've got pretty good luck.

Absolutely no damage, no broken window;

time to get off that road to Jericho.

It's kind of funny, really it is;

their way of life, soon to fizz.

Someone said they were looking for tools;

they didn't find any, heaven overruled.

Why they took my lumbar cushion I'll never know;

one thing I do know, we reap what we sow.

To my surprise the jumper cables were still there;

something must have happened, something in the air.

I asked for a sign, from above I did;

protection from there, it's certainly vivid.

I pity those who lurk in darkness;

they just walk in slippery places.

Thieves broke into my pickup truck;

others might have been seriously dumbstruck.

Just goes to show ya, all earthly things lose their value;

those thieves I feel sorry for, ensnared in mere taboo.