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A Perfect Fit
by Jerry P. Bolton → (All Poetry by Jerry P. Bolton)
Sunday, July 8, 2018    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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 There once was a man named Donahue
When he got drunk he named it Mayhew
He met up with soused Sara, she called hers Doowee
When she showed it to him he giggled with glee
After he did see that the Mayhew did fit the Doowee.


©April 27, 2018 / Jerry Pat Bolton

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "A Perfect Fit"
Reviewed on July 9, 2018
So, I think Mayhew and Doowee will get along very well.

Sandie :)

Reviewed on July 9, 2018
Clever! Just leave it to you to come up with something cute like this!! LMAO!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 9, 2018
A valiant attempt at a limerick. Also, appropriately racy. I think that I got educated and/or trained, as a result. ;-)


Where are the ladies who couldn't get enough of The Fear of Flying, The Vagina Chronicles and Fifty Shades of Grey? Are they being politically correct by not commenting?

Ron

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on July 9, 2018
Ahh.. the ins and outs of a perfect fit. Doowee think this is cute? you bet your Mayhew we do.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 9, 2018
A Perfect Fit is this poem, as well the subject matter...:) -e-


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