Pharmacy in shades of blue
Man in white says how are you
What pill do you need today
To made your problems go away

Pills of yellow pink and white
Pills that make you sleep at night
Pills that take away the pain
When aches and pains come with the rain

Every pill is guaranteed
To fulfill your special need
Try to quit them and you'll find
You just might nearly lose your mind

Then you'll need a pill for that
Which will surely make you fat
When you can't your clothes fit in
There is a pill to make you thin

Go cold turkey's way to stop
Bugs will up your arms crawl up
Then the men in white will come
It's to the sanitarium