THE   PAINTED   LADY

She was just a painted lady
But he thought she should be his baby

Now she had known many men
In her hey day she was no lady

When he was young  he was so hep
Not so today with this scarlet lady

He married the lady
with the painted face

On the Honeymoon
Arriving at the hotel soon

"She removed her hair piece
placed it on a seat
Her clothes in a heap
lay at her feet
Teeth in a glass
on the toilet seat
Unbuckled her bra
to the wasist it would go
Took off her peg leg
and said, get into bed"

To her he did say,
with his face turning red

"Lady I couild love youi
But you're spread out
all over the place

The End