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S. Donovan Mullaney

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Next Caller
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No, you have me confused with another Tom in Quincy.

No, I've never been on your show before.

No, I didn't call last night. There's plenty of Toms who like football in the book.

So, we both have a raspy voice. What kinda proof is that?

Just let me on, would ya?

Listen, I don't need this hassle. Are you gonna let me on or not?

I certainly wouldn't call a sports talk show if I'd been drinking!

I tell you, you're not the only game in town.

Anyways, I don't need to call your stupid show to hear myself on TV.

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 Reviews of "Next Caller"
Reviewed on April 5, 2007
LOL, great delivery!!!!! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on January 28, 2007
you wouldn't?
enjoyed the light humor and trials

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on January 27, 2007
Priceless closing line. Enjoyed the read very much.

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on January 26, 2007
Sounds like the misunderstanding and hassles that are rife in entertainment, and radio, and TV. Now all we need is the one fingered salute to frost the cake! (-:

Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on January 26, 2007
Light humor, with a hint of indulgence.
Good work.

Lisa


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