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nutty fruit salad
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mom I found a cherry tree
where
right there in miss Barbara’s yard
by the mailboxes
cool but you have to ask before you get any
ya want one
hmmm those don’t look like cherries
man these are sour
I know but I like them
how many did you eat
couple
I wouldn’t eat anymore or your gonna get sick dude
trust me baddddd diarrhea
kay mom
hey Barbara Cruz said he found a cherry tree in your yard
you holding out on us
what cherry tree
oh that red tree over there
that’s an ornamental plum tree it’s not edible
whoops hey Cruz your not supposed to eat your cherries
oh man their just getting good
well do they make you sick
no
then if Barbara doesn’t care and your tummy doesn’t
I don’t either
TIGHT
hey Cruz go get me some of those cherry/plums
and then go in the back yard and see if those apples hanging over the fence are ready
but don’t break your arm getting to em
hot dog
got me a fruit salad going on
with a couple of nuts thrown in
HA


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 Reviews of "nutty fruit salad"
Reviewed by jerry cruz (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2003
excellent! kids do talk about the craziest and funniest things and your boy Cruz has to have 'mucho' character...I mean with a name like that, he can't lose, he has no choice but to go to the top! God Bless him.
auf weidersehen.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
You are always a delight to read...;-)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
luv your style...

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
Your poems read like funny little stories. I always enjoy your writing style.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
Funny Josie...you mean to tell me I am not supposed to eat those plums?

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
Good write.

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
hehehe that was a good write Josie, a different one after a while :)

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
Never forget the nuts--they make everything more interesting! Enjoyed this...

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
kind of a fuity nut salad if you ask me...good one

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
nutty, perfectly nutty.

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on June 19, 2002
GREAT POEM:)


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