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UN ... ?
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UNabashed ...
UNbaked ...
UNcorked ...


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UN ... ?


© - Tom Hyland - 8/6/13


un- a prefix - meaning; not, opposite of, lack of ...


Many years ago, the Soda Manufacturer, 7-UP
Came out with a New Slogan ...
The UN-Cola !


At the time, the three major Cola Producers were:
Coca-Cola ... Pepsi-Cola ... Royal Crown Cola.
I personally thought it was Brilliant !


Some years later, another Company, Polock Johnnie's
Had a very similar Idea ...
The UN-Burger !


To this day, IT is still a local Baltimore Favorite !
Polish Sausage with "The WORKS"
A concoction of: mustard, ketchup, relish ?


WHO REALLY KNOWS?
Their 'protected' Special Sauce Recipe?


For anyone who might be interested ...
Like that Chicago-Based Pollack Varmit ...
"PEE-WEE" ... MR. ED ...


You can go to their Website at:

http://www.polockjohnnys.com/locations.aspx

And Order their products ...

4-Pounds of Polish sausage . $19.00
1 Quart of Sauce . $6.50

P.S. -

My Buddy, Louie,
Likes to Grill them on the BBQ ...
Says they are Greater, That Way!


Once you have tasted an UN-Burger ...

YOU WILL THANK ME !!!

P.P.S. -

The PIC ? Not Polish ... Scottish HAGGIS !

P.P.S.2 -

READ THE HISTORY OF POLOCK JOHNNY AT:

http://www.polockjohnnys.com/HIstory-of-Polock-Johnnys.aspx


(C) - TKH.



  

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 3, 2013
I knew that was not Polish sausage but I always enjoy your wit and humor, Tom. Thank you for sharing... ...and don't listen to Ed (I'm sure you don't anyway ☻.) Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 8, 2013
And Mr. Hyland, is the Un-Cola now? But I would bet a beer or two would go well with the UN-Burger.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 7, 2013
What a cool twist in poetic fashion. UNdersandingly delightfully different!

Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on August 7, 2013
Let's see... I UN der stand... means I'm der seated...and if I'm Un der seated...den I'm der standing... ACHTO LIEBE!!!! I tink I got it now!.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 6, 2013
You forgot Dr. Pepper, the first un-cola cola that was probably fourth.

I'll place my bet on good old-fashioned bratwurst. Nothing against Polish sausage, but I think that brats are better. Yum Yum.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 6, 2013
Firstly that thing in the picture looks disgusting as does this sausage from Baltimore...what does Baltimore know about good food, except for maybe those crab things...? And if YOU recommend it, I then know its really crap, you have NO taste whatsoever...Hell even PeeWee from Chicago has better taste in food than you...with that said I warn all other readers to don't go out of your way for any food from Balmer...again, especially if you recommend it...(I heard that, love you too Cuz...) e

Reviewed on August 6, 2013
You're making my mouth water UNbelievably!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 6, 2013
My first thought when I saw your pic: "That ain't no Polish Sausage!"
And I see that I was right. Polock Johnny sounds like quite a character, and there's nothin better than Smoked Polish Sausage.

Polack Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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