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unfun fun warrior
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yuck yuck yuck
didn’t I say
I wouldn’t do this again
just one glass
one glass
was all
turned into 2 bottles of white
and one sparkling stomach turning
bottle of champagne
I have got
to get back into some sort
of good for my body
routine
as in
working out
as in
eating right
as in
cut the booze
man I feel old
and stupid
and mad
but it was fun
and if I had to
do it over
I probably would
how does one quit
fun
good eats
good wine
good friends
happy happy happy hour
correction hours
hours and hours of my life
forgotten
all in fun
f
u
n
in moderation
can fun come in moderation
I mean dancing on the bar type of fun
I mean give me the karaoke mic
for my steaming rendition of
benatar
I mean for pete criminey sakes
don’t girls just wana have
fun
but now today
this day
right now
is
no fun
my stomach is making all kinds
of
unfun noises
unfun headaches
unfun face in the mirror
unfun
unfun
why do the fun things have to be
unfun at least later next day now
wonder if anybody
would notice if I put my head on my desk
and
took a little 5 hour nappy
now
that
would be fun
downright wicked
awesome
fun
in order
yes the order of the day
nappy nap to help undo some of this fun
and
a bowl of menudo
and a pepsi with ice
tiny crunchy ice
and
and
a corona with lime and salt and tapatio
hopeless
fun monger
I am
will always be


party on
fun warrior


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 Reviews of "unfun fun warrior"
Reviewed by Ken Kupstis
Reviewed on August 15, 2002
HA! Sounds like we switched bodies for a night...KK

Reviewed by Russ Okamura (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2002
Creative, and expressed with style unique, passion pours from this, and this river should continue for no dry well should spark from doubt.

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Awwww, I know THAT feeling all too well. But I think it might be, just might be, worth it.

Scada

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
5 hour nappy? nah.. they wont even notice.. that was just plain RECOGNIZABLE!! and tons of fun! I got to enjoy it without the hangover.. hmmmm.. set em up, barkeep! really cool write! katy.

Reviewed by Dove (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Wonderful memories Josie..Hee hee hee...LOL..

Love, Jo

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Fun read,drink lots of water sounds like you dehydrated a little (or lot). Being a tea drinker isn't much fun but reading your work makes me smile at least....thanks for that and...party on!

Reviewed by Gregory Sonn (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Hi Josie,
Man do you got that right! My father used to say,(and he workrd in a brewery
all his life), go ahead and cut the tall timber tonight, because there will be stumps to pull in the morning!
But did I listen, hell no! I have prayed to the porcelin gods a time or two myself! Gregg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Wow! did you bring back memories...;-)I had those "warrior days"...good write...

Reviewed by Sailor Neptune (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
I felt this was Saturday night..
excellent.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Aye Chihuahua...it certainly seems like you're having more fun than I am...pass some of that menudo my way. Clear the top of the piano off and lets get that party started. It was fun just reading it. Great write Josie.
Amor

Reviewed on August 13, 2002
i agree with krisie..."i always wondered why fun has to feel so bad." been there myself...EXCELLENT write, jo! captured it perfectly. TEN PLUS PLUS!! :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Jo, I don't have that much fun anymore,,I used too though,,,I made tylenol rich!! Great write,,,Lisa

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Hey!!! I like this A Lot!!!! And SOOOO relate! Love the style you have going on here! Very Effective!

Maria

Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Fun read Josie!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
Continue havin fun... ;)

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on August 13, 2002
sounds like fun to me
I just love your style
reading it is fun


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