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SEE-Food Diets
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The right diets do work...
SEE-FOOD DIETS by h. lena jones See-food diets, what a hoot No wonder folk say diets don�t work They�ve used the wrong adjective before the noun For you see, diets really do work! I have a friend in New Zealand She weighed over 200 lbs Exercised every day without fail But never lost an ounce So she tried the Atkins diet Blimey what a surprise When months later She was skinner than me! Weight she lost, oh yes she did And managed to keep if off, Amen She just was consistent thereafter In what she partook For she knew if she slipped And re-engaged old eating habits In no time the weight would be back with extras And she would be back to square ten! So to you who have been trying to shed those stubborn pounds Resist the urge to partake in tempting SEE-food-eat-food diets That way you can�t blame the diet When the weight you�ve lost Returns with its friends!

Reviewed by J M (Reader)

Reviewed on October 17, 2006

Lena, Sea Food diet doesn't work either... I loveds this one!!!!:)
Very witty and clever.
Light & peace,
Joselyn

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on October 16, 2006

I found the ABS diet to be fab, 10 kg in 3 weeks, 22 pounds..
Hope she stays slim at the gym..

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Clever pen you have shared with us today, Lena; good stuff! Very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

LOL, Lena,

Too clever, and cuts too close to home. I always say, I'll eat anything if it doesn't eat me first! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lew Duffey

Girl, you just gave me another idea for a great poem. Watch for it.
By the way the Atkins diet is nothing more than common sense. That's all we really need.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

I never iet. Let then who carry me when I'm dead feel the weight of me :-) Really the best diet is eating properly, in small quantities and keeping to a 2000 calorie. I never do it though.

Reviewed by Joyce Hale

A wonderful write and encouragement, Lena!! Well done!

Peace. Joyce

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Wise, wise words, sweet Lena. One of my favorite sayings is this: "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." I have it framed and hung in my kitchen, just in case I want a second helping!
Love to you, precious friend,
CJ

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Healthy eating healthy living, and never overfilling ones stomach!
Moderation in all we do...

Exercise though is paramount, and if you find yourself in a predicament like me, where exercising has to be in small amounts, then so be it, small amounts, often LOL
TY Lena
Hugs
Ch'erie