How many times in love you feel pain?      

Never or millions multiplied by ten?

Well I have got an idea to figure out

A cool formula from my friend, Gwen

Well it’s that simple man

You don’t have to climb the Ben

Keep an eye on your girl’s bedroom

First count boys and then count men

Add them all and multiply by three

Make sure you have a new pen

Write some notes on her psychology

Get ready to be getting hurt then

Relate her act with some females

Definitely animals like a bitch or hen

Never ask her about privacies

Like Who, whom, where or when

Congrats! You have learnt all

You are the wiser from all men

Possible suicide locations are

Deep blue sea or a glen