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Single-sentence Speller (Leland's Challenge)
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Some words in the English language are troublesome, particularly if English is a second language. It might be nice to have a short guide for these words printed and taped to your terminal to help avoid some spelling hazards.



This klutzy single-sentence (62 word) poem contains in proper usage and spelling, the following 21 words in 31 instances: choose/chose, than/then, to/too, your/you’re, by/buy/bye, since/as, bare/bear, principle/principal/ was/were and conscious/conscience.

There undoubtedly are more troublesome words. My challenge: Create a better poem (should be easy) that's shorter, covers more troublesome words, or is catchier, less klutzy, etc.

Additional words: quiet/quite

 



 


As your bare conscience 


was more than troubled ever since Sunday,


you chose as a principle not to buy,


but if ever again your conscious inclination 


to wildly buy were to become more than you can bear,


then by Heavens,


you’re being too frivolous with your principal,


 so you can just bear the pain


and choose to wave “bye” to your money.


 


R. Leland Waldrip


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 Reviews of "Single-sentence Speller (Leland's Challenge)"
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2003
I'm putting this one in my library to ponder and try to solve.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 11, 2003
Good work! I'll see what I can do - my pet peeve is when a writer uses an apostrophe for a plural.

Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Reviewed on August 10, 2003
Sounds like a pretty steep challenge, Leland! (Hey, gotta love poetic license, eh Katy? And I laughed hysterically at Kaaaa's message.)

"Yore" on, Leland. [ha ha] (Might take me a day - or three!)
Tami

Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2003
Actually that is too much for me!-but enjoyed reading it
S

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2003
Leland, you've posed a 'head-scratcher' and I'm going to see what I can do.. your own entry is delightful, to be sure, but I'm having just as much fun reading your comments here.. (smile) I do believe you have opened that 'can of worms' we've all heard tell of.. keep watching the "new poems" list.. I suspect you may see answers to this drift in for quite a while... backing away, beginning to scratch said head, looking amusedly confused.. lol. katy. p.s. I, too, am a stickler for these things but very forgiving of my fellow poets when I love what they say. "Poetic license' is renewable with me. (grin)

Reviewed on August 9, 2003
That was excellent Leland..quite an excellent challenge!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
Brilliant idea Leland..I have noticed quite a few spelling mistakes on this site..thank God I had an excellent English teacher..bless her soul!

Thankyou!

vesna

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003

You are fantastic with these challenges. Me thinks me might take one up on this Leland! My thing pet peeve is TOO-TO and TWO. THEIR, THERE and THEY'RE. YOUR, YOU'RE AND YORE! This inspired me...library it goes for a later possible work :)

Thanks,
Emilie

Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
As a dyslexic...I am most impressed. But it reminds me too much of my college days when my mother sent my letters back to me with the spelling corrected. **S** Nicely done.
~Jackie~

Reviewed on August 8, 2003
Great write Leland! I've just written one to your challenge. I hope I had done it right. Heehee!

Here's the link:

http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewPoetry.asp?id=73305&AuthorID=6807

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on August 8, 2003
This reminds me of the double-entendre poem I wrote a couple of weeks ago. Only it was not a single sentence.

http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?AuthorID=12108&id=70931

Here is one of my pet peeves, your & you're.

Reviewed on August 8, 2003
I guess I will have to see what I can come up with...excellent write and idea!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 8, 2003
Being the worst speller on the den I am going to print this and stick it on back of my hand.I love it Leland,thank you!
ore,
beein the werst speler in den Im gona prynt this an stik it on bak of mi hand.I luv it layland,thanck ewe.
frum
kaaa

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
An interesting idea and challenge, I will try to have a go. Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Hmmmmm Leland I just might get the nerve to try this total brain teaser dear!:O)
Klutzy or not your write is not that bad!!!!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Very good write...thank u....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
It will be interesting to see the writes that come from this challenge. Great idea.

Reviewed by g g (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Excellent Leland(:
I may get brave and participate also LOL(:
Love this!
Hugs
Lady G.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Excellent write, Leland. Great challenge, I'll have to check it out for later;-)Thanks !

Reviewed on August 7, 2003
A great challenge... but quite hazardous for me to take. To dare or not to dare... here is my question.

Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Yayyyyy, another challenge....oops, this one may be difficult but I'll try.... love the thought...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
I am glad to see the difference between the differant words.....lol..thanks for sharing Leland I think I need this very much!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Thats all well and good for you Mr. Waldrip but what about us wusses that have hell with were/was?


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