Some words in the English language are troublesome, particularly if English is a second language. It might be nice to have a short guide for these words printed and taped to your terminal to help avoid some spelling hazards.
This klutzy single-sentence (62 word) poem contains in proper usage and spelling, the following 21 words in 31 instances: choose/chose, than/then, to/too, your/you’re, by/buy/bye, since/as, bare/bear, principle/principal/ was/were and conscious/conscience.
There undoubtedly are more troublesome words. My challenge: Create a better poem (should be easy) that's shorter, covers more troublesome words, or is catchier, less klutzy, etc.
Additional words: quiet/quite
As yourbareconscience
was more than troubled ever since Sunday,
you chose as a principle not tobuy,
but if ever again yourconscious inclination
to wildly buywere to become more than youcan bear,
thenby Heavens,
you’re being too frivolous with yourprincipal,
so you can just bear the pain
and chooseto wave “bye” toyour money.
R. Leland Waldrip
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Reviews of "Single-sentence Speller (Leland's Challenge)"
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on August 13, 2003
I'm putting this one in my library to ponder and try to solve.
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 11, 2003
Good work! I'll see what I can do - my pet peeve is when a writer uses an apostrophe for a plural.
Sounds like a pretty steep challenge, Leland! (Hey, gotta love poetic license, eh Katy? And I laughed hysterically at Kaaaa's message.)
"Yore" on, Leland. [ha ha] (Might take me a day - or three!)
Tami
Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2003
Actually that is too much for me!-but enjoyed reading it
S
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2003
Leland, you've posed a 'head-scratcher' and I'm going to see what I can do.. your own entry is delightful, to be sure, but I'm having just as much fun reading your comments here.. (smile) I do believe you have opened that 'can of worms' we've all heard tell of.. keep watching the "new poems" list.. I suspect you may see answers to this drift in for quite a while... backing away, beginning to scratch said head, looking amusedly confused.. lol. katy. p.s. I, too, am a stickler for these things but very forgiving of my fellow poets when I love what they say. "Poetic license' is renewable with me. (grin)
That was excellent Leland..quite an excellent challenge!
Reindeer
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
Brilliant idea Leland..I have noticed quite a few spelling mistakes on this site..thank God I had an excellent English teacher..bless her soul!
Thankyou!
vesna
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
You are fantastic with these challenges. Me thinks me might take one up on this Leland! My thing pet peeve is TOO-TO and TWO. THEIR, THERE and THEY'RE. YOUR, YOU'RE AND YORE! This inspired me...library it goes for a later possible work :)
Thanks,
Emilie
Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
As a dyslexic...I am most impressed. But it reminds me too much of my college days when my mother sent my letters back to me with the spelling corrected. **S** Nicely done.
~Jackie~
Being the worst speller on the den I am going to print this and stick it on back of my hand.I love it Leland,thank you!
ore,
beein the werst speler in den Im gona prynt this an stik it on bak of mi hand.I luv it layland,thanck ewe.
frum
kaaa
"Yore" on, Leland. [ha ha] (Might take me a day - or three!)
Tami
S
Reindeer
Thankyou!
vesna
You are fantastic with these challenges. Me thinks me might take one up on this Leland! My thing pet peeve is TOO-TO and TWO. THEIR, THERE and THEY'RE. YOUR, YOU'RE AND YORE! This inspired me...library it goes for a later possible work :)
Thanks,
Emilie
~Jackie~
Here's the link:
http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewPoetry.asp?id=73305&AuthorID=6807
May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?AuthorID=12108&id=70931
Here is one of my pet peeves, your & you're.
ore,
beein the werst speler in den Im gona prynt this an stik it on bak of mi hand.I luv it layland,thanck ewe.
frum
kaaa
Klutzy or not your write is not that bad!!!!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
I may get brave and participate also LOL(:
Love this!
Hugs
Lady G.
In Spirit,
Bear
Love Tinka