Four computers and two palm pilots
Were stolen you see
from US Cen Com in August
Oh Me, Oh My, Oh Me
Sheridan Ferrell will go
to prison for 6 years
At 33 he cried real tears!
For lashing out at a system
that he felt had done him wrong
Contrite - Not Bright
Air Force Staff Sergeant
Discharged Dishonorably
and Sentenced to Prison Immediately.
Isn't it a pity
Everyone is treated Shitty
To the point and extent
They must steal in order to vent?
At least now we know
Where the lap top computers
did go.
This sure makes me feel confident
My tax dollars are well spent
On Home Land Security
I live in Tampa -- Insecurely!
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Reviews of "Homeland Security January 2003 Update"
Reviewed by Michelle Furlong
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
Great poem, nicely said.
Reviewed by Mark Gallo
Reviewed on February 3, 2003
The poem is as good as it can be
but I'm ashamed of our lack of security
We spend millions to protect the masses
but our protectors sell us out instead of covering our asses
Major League ballplayer Justin Moore is kidnapped from his own ballpark and transported to a foreign land. It might take high-level international negotiations to free him. Or maybe he will take matters into his own hands.
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but I'm ashamed of our lack of security
We spend millions to protect the masses
but our protectors sell us out instead of covering our asses