A Little Left of Right
© 2006
Dan Johnson

Coming up before we know it is another boring election.
Below please find a ‘lighthearted’ approach to our 21st century political system.

The elephants rule the house stomping, stuttering and flailing their trunks with authoritative swank and for all their time spent, the end result is the stench they leave is disgustingly rank!

On the other side of the house the donkeys have so little class. When things go wrong; which often they will. These dems have become quite good at heeing and hawing and making boring noise, like that of a useless ass.

Both wave their fingers in utter contempt at each other in hopes of making one back down. But listen to this idea and tell me if it’s true :

When the elephant yells
And the donkey tells
Us all what’s wrong
When they attack
They seem to fade into each other
Like a push me, pull me pair of brothers
And the issues then become a little left of right.

Who pays for this folly when the elephant yells
And the donkey tells us it’s someone else’s wrong?
Both rant, it’s such a horrible sight,
We’re right, they are wrong,
And we pay for their games, while both
Hang just a little left of right.