OOOO Captain Jack Sparror Shivers Me Timbers!

Gather around Me Heartys and I'll spin Ye a yarn bout Captain Jack Sparrow,
He be a lusty, Randy Pirate, down to his marrow!
As he sails into every port,
He be aroused and lustful and rarin for sport.
He be always questin for the hidden Pink Pearl,
That be hidden in the treasure chest of every girl!
As skirts fly up in his mighty gale,
His mast be stout and ready to sail!
As he partakes of the nectar from each passion flower,
His insatible thirst lasts hour upon hour.
Avast Ye Mangy Dawgs! Make way for every womans wet dream,
As he plunders and loots, he makes all the wenches scream!
Jack has had his way with LaBelle Rouge and Southern Comfort to name two,
His quest is to plunder more wenches afore he's through!
He be a lust crazed Pirate, delighting in uncovering the Pink Pearl,
So lock away yore wenches, cause he sails around the world!