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Daddy's Jewels Part 2
By Southern Comfort And La Belle Rouge


Belle~~~~~~


On our trip to Miss Sadie’s House Of Ill Repute
my sister Comfort and I learned so much,
We were excellent students, oh so astute.
That very day we made a quality decision
about our chosen future vocation.
Living at Miss Sadie’s fancy cat house
would be more like a pleasant vacation!

Oh yes it was a daring, lusty choice
but while still living on the plantation
we dared not give our plans a voice.
Daddy beat our posteriors and Mama
she passed out cold on the floor
So Comfort and I decided to wait until
we were full grown and not mention it more.

We still sneaked out to the brothel
after midnight when Mama was snorin.
Well.... we had to perfect our profession
the need for higher education not ignorin.
I would dress in red, Comfort clad in blue
and we watched those ladies of the night
until we learned everything they knew.

By the time we were legally liberated
we were the ladies most in demand
giving the wealthy Southern gentlemen
more boom boom than they could stand.
Miss Sadie was gettin older and ill
so she left the house to us
in her last testament and will

We threw a rowdy bawdy party
all the men in our black book were invited
and even a few wandered in off the street
faces flushed red and overly excited.
We served the very best big Cuban cigars
and the finest strong kentucky bourbon
Our gentlemen were treated like kings and Czars.
The noise and debauchery were disturbin.

Comfort was the undisputed belle of the ball
in her lacey corset and no pantaloons.
She was swingin high from the chandelier
and showing the world a blushin full moon.
I played JS Bach on the harpsicord
while the half naked ladies danced.
Even the holier than thou parson came,
against such charms he had no chance!



Comfort~~~~~

While Mama and Daddy argued
and bantered our career choice about,
LaBelle and I decided to haul ass and get out.
We went to Miss Sadie's and she welcomed us in,
" YA'LL will be my goldmines", she sed with a grin.
" Ifen Ya wants to take up whorin as yore chosen profession".
" You'll be taught by the best, cause I'll give the lessons!"
She had the cook fry up some big ole sausage links,

" I'll shows Ya how oral pleasurin is dun", she sed with a wink.
" This be the secret bout goin down",
" Ya gots to be able to take it all in, from shank to crown!"
Me and Sissy became Miss Sadie's little dividends,
Cause we had "IT" and were cat nip to men.
Sadly Miss Sadie passed away in bed,
While givin an ole dude head.
The irate dude demanded a total refund,
He complained that he was jest half ass dun!

Sadie left me and Sissy her house of ill repute,
Then me and Sissy really started rakin in the loot!
Sissy LaBelle, demands a classy atmosphere,
I perfer a buggy whip and a man's hairy rear.
LaBelle plays Bach, when ticklin the ivories,
As accompaniment for ladies givin Gents pleasure on their knees.
LaBelle and I charge by the hour,
Each act is priced different, from humpin to Menage A'Tois power

Most of the city officals are our clientele,
From the Mayor to a Preacher who preaches brimstone and Hell.
The Mayor likes to dress up like Little Bo-Peep,
While in a private room he molests sheep.
The Preacher howls and bites his lip,
As I adminster my buggy whip!
On Sunday he gets a BIG AMEN!
On Saturday night his hairy ass and my whip blend.

When Sissy and me walk around town,
womenfolk get all angry and turn their heads,
Me and LaBelle jest snicker,
cause we've had all their men in our beds.
We be two Ho"s with hearts of pure gold,
Thar aint no more in the South like us,
cause when we was created they broke the mold!

8/13/2008 Southern Comfort
& La Belle Rouge

Music By Bach