Some Naughty Little Limericks

There once was a belle from Atlanta
Whose name was Abigail Anna
With a bonnet and wig
She still looked like a pig
So she ran away to Savannah

A race horse ate oaks for his dinner
In hopes it would make him a winner
But there was a hitch
He fell in the ditch
And cussed like a black hearted sinner

There once was a Yankee named Billy
Who fancied a Confederate filly
She refused his ring
Or to have a fling
And she said he was really quite silly

A lady was snobby and snooty
And prided herself on her booty
She gained a few pounds
And got a bit round
Now her hubby won't do his duty

There once was a Scotsman bold
Who got drunk and fell in a hole
kilt flew over his head
And the lassies all said
They'd take him to have and to hold