Poor Santa Baby, you are such a hard worker, come into my lovin arms and let me love you!

Howdy Santa! it's just little ole me,
Southern Comfort,wearin nothin but a big, red bow, awaitin by the tree.
I didn't bake no cookies, but lookie here I got goodies galore,
Now just drop that big ole sack over yonder on the floor!
I see Ya eyein my goodies, well, they be all real,
Ifen Ya don't believe me, feel free to cop a feel!
OOOOOO Baby, yore hands are so cold, let me warm Ya up,
I have this nice, warm bod and some rum in a cup.
Now cop a squat, I want to sit on yore lap,
Shuck outta that suit, remove yore tidy whities, but Ya can keep on yore cap.
Now Santa Baby, pay attention, listen to me!
AWW Santa, quit gropin thangs, let the twins be!
You are so damn cute, alrighty then, just one little tug and squeeze,
OOOOOO yore beard tickles, Santa, have mercy please!
Now Sexy Daddy, hows about a ride on yore big sleigh?
OOOOOO that's what I like, service without delay!
Did Ya say that I was naughty, but so damn nice?
You just asked ifen I wanted another sleigh ride, OOOOO Precious, you won't have to ask me twice!

Music: Santa Baby