When age catches up with a bull, he sucks in his gut, rearranges his balding mane and starts sniffin a new hefier's butt.

The old bull is testy, his sex life has a crimp,
He is not raging anymore and his pride goes limp.
Of course he blames ole faithful Bessy, she aint rilin him up,
He thinks he needs some new stuff to fill passion's cup.
He spies a new heifer in the pasture and her saucy booty brings him to tears,
His pride was getting alert, just like in past years.
The saucy heifer, swished her tale,
With the sight of that, the old bull snorted, feelin really male.
He decided to give it a shot, cause she was so fair,
So he sucked in his gut, slicked down his mane, sauntered over to her with flair.
The heifer winked her eye, he thought it meant come hither,
The old bull sniffed her butt and was gettin jiggy with her.
The bull was quite randy, was givin it his all,
But gravity set in, what was up did fall!
The heifer turned and snorted, " Surely you must jest!"
The red faced stud slunk away, not passin the test.
He sidled up to Bessy and she whispered, "Poor ole Dude, you forgot the rule!"
" You can always try to get with a new heifer, but you are still the same OLD BULL!"

MUSIC: LONELY BULL