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Toilet Paper
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toilet paper.
ain't it a rub?

little roll a paper
sittin' by the tub.

question is
whata' ya' do with the Stub?

ain't 'nuff ta' do any good.
not like it should.
now like ya'd wish it could.

toilet paper.
whatcha' do with
The Stub?

oh well,
guess ya' gotta'
finda' Sub.


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 Reviews of "Toilet Paper"
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 5, 2002
you're setting yourself up on this one...
Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
I loved this one...ROTFLMAO...had to didn't know what to sub...LOL.
Great write my friend,
Sharon;)
Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
hmmmm......

Gina, pondering pondering
<heheh>
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
Ya it's a rub-a_dub-DIG, hahahahahaha

Love you, Ciao JC
Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
lol ... this is different ? smile
Reviewed by NotReallyJack
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
I think this is a silly poem. I've seen you done better.

NotReallyJack
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on May 4, 2002
This is cute! "sub" as in substitute not sumbmarine! ROFLMAO
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